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Aa Vaa ! Fry er dham koutoh???

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Location: Berlin Bakery
Time:Sometime at the evening.

"Aa Vaa.VAA?"

I was looking intensely at the stove where the chicken fries were...being fried, when an uncanny voice,or more animal like voice was shrieking beside my ear.I turned my head, and saw two guys with half pants and T Shirts designed for sumo wrestlers hanging from their lean bodies.

" Vaa, chicken fry hoteh koutokhkhon laegteh pareh?"

"Deri hobe mama,ektu boshen"

"Allah! Deiri hobeh? But how much time dude?"

At this point the seller has one eye brow raised, his face contorted into a confused tone.

"ki bollen?"

"Arro koutokhkhon lagteh pareh?

"Ei kotha?Ponero minute beshi hole"

The guy continued to talk,what we call Banglish.But with his half pant crew member, he never uttered one bangla.Even his English accent was total crap! As the chicken pieces were served,I took one and stood beside them, just to listen to their Banglish.

"Vaa, amake borro piece tah diyen.Nah Nah oitah nah to! Accha, amake fry er shathe duuta burger r duuta french fries."

" Sauce diyen kintuh, r bittlobon tao"

They pick up their plates and scritinize the environment for a place for their ignorant asses to rest.

" Vaa, ami kothai boushbo? kono jaigah nei keno? *tsk tsk tsk*. Ei dekh toh, kothao bosha jai keenah?"

"Thrs n' place t' sit maaaaan. WTF maaaaan!"( The first time I've heard the other guy.He was trying to sound GANGSTA with his women like voice.Imagine the final outcome).

I finished my fry, and went up and left in disgust.These are the people who contorts our language, illegally infuses our unique style with bland foreign ones. Bangladesh should have a new rule, a Bangali by born who can't speak Bangla properly will not be given citizenship! We can do very fine without these wannabes!

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  1. AsifJuly 14, 2010 at 1:23 AM

    You just made a super silly case for me man! :D

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  2. saad andalib July 14, 2010 at 4:06 AM

    give me a list of good movies..

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  3. Sh/\dowJuly 14, 2010 at 10:59 AM

    @Asif....kisher case???
    @bosti...vai apni ke?

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  4. Fmth FahimJuly 15, 2010 at 5:48 AM

    hahaha! are these people for real???? i mean wtf?

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  5. Sh/\dowJuly 15, 2010 at 11:59 PM

    YEP! These ppl ARE real!! damn them!

    ReplyDelete
  6. Fmth FahimJuly 16, 2010 at 4:11 AM

    kaner niche jeidin duita porbo tokhon thik hoye jabe...

    ReplyDelete

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